Pretty funny stuff...art imitates life.

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Ol'UncleMotor
From the Home Base of Pro Bono Punditry
and 50 Cent Opins...

Our Mtn Scenes, Car Pics, and Road Trip Pics on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/4527537...7627297418250/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/4527537...7627332480833/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/45275375@N00/

My X Page

Funny stuffs, mostly owner's errors LOL.
Some wieners (that's how to spell a person who whines? )

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00 E39 DINAN S1 //M5 (82k miles)
06 E53 DINAN 4.8iS, born 2/18/2006 (126k miles) http://www.xoutpost.com/bmw-sav-foru...s-my-dslr.html
90 Straman Z32 TwinTurbo Convertible, (1 of 44 ever made) 5 speed, 444rwhp/451rwtq
01 360 Novitec Spider F1 (26k miles)

That was me and a couple friend's doing.

Thanks for the views! Spread it around all the forums you know too!

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Thats awesome! which one of the guys are you?

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2003 4.6is

2004 E53 4.4i N62 http://i.imgur.com/nNNg5Qz.jpg http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/...ps3xxtq5op.jpg
2007 E63 M6 S85 http://i.imgur.com/mSXK6ML.jpg
1984 Porsche 911 930 Turbo http://i.imgur.com/i9XUXOg.jpgg http://i.imgur.com/ZMGou51.jpg
1983 E21 320i [Sold] http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/...psfd905353.jpg

I'm Andrew, the doofus that sold his mint E39 M5 for a trashed 318ti.

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Nice to put a face to the name finally man! Video was pretty damn hilarious, my favorites:

"Andrew what oil should I use" (E39/E53 all the time people say!)

"Cupholders are broken again!"

"Don't touch the paint!" (spray bottle lol)

And the best was PDC beeping "There's nothing there!" (that is definitely an E53-ism as well!)

You and your boys should come on down to my place and we'll make a "What E53 owners say" video, would probably be 4 minutes longer with all our problems LOL.


Why did you sell your mint M5 again? It looked awesome last i saw it!

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2018 Ram 2500 6.7L Cummins 68RFE
19k miles -Bright White/Black - Big Horn Sport - Crew Cab Short Bed
2013 X5 35D (CEO's) - Born on 5/17/2013 -
82k miles - Alpine White/Cinnamon Brown/Premium Pkg, Sport Activity/Premium Pkg and Sound/20" Style 214/Running Boards

No X5 troubles on this end. I actually did about 20 minutes of parking lot drifting this morning with the X5 and it still works fine. Hopefully it lasts the entire school year before it conks out on me.

I sold the M5 for many reasons. It was too expensive to run and too perfect to ruin. I wanted a car to take to college this year, and the 318 was intended to be the car. It was a little more neglected than I though. However, I can fix it up with the money I made from selling the M5 and my summer job.

I bought a 318 that wasn't a show car but still had some nice features like the M-appearance package and no sunroof. Basically, I had no standards when I bought it so that every time I discovered something new about it, I was surprised and amazed. I knew the car had been neglected for a bit, so when I did the valve cover gasket, I was surprised the engine was clean with no sludge buildup. I recently ran an Autocheck on the car too and discovered it was a 6-owner no-accident car! It has lost its fair share of parking lot brawls though.

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I believe the original is "Sh*t Mountain Bikers Say".....

Not even close.

Original was a S**t My Dad Says twitter feed and a related comedy act, that led to a book and then a 2010 TV show with Captain Kirk as the grumpy dad.

Mountain bikers had a version a couple of years later, as did most other identifiable groups, but I liked the roadie one.

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2007 X3 3.0si, 6 MT, Premium, White

Retired:
2008 535i, 6 MT, M Sport, Premium, Space Grey
2003 X5 3.0 Steptronic, Premium, Titanium Silver
2002 325xi 5 MT, Steel Grey
2004 Z4 3.0 Premium, Sport, SMG, Maldives Blue