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Gutbusting funny!
Check out this compilation of Chuck Norris facts. You will be laughing your ass off. A sample: "Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down." Enjoy. Chuck Norris facts
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Those are great!
-Zach
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If you really are a Chuck fan, you should read one of his books: his autobiography or this one. Cool trivia in them, like how he got started in martial arts, in the movies (Steve McQueen got him in), him and Bruce Lee teaching each other martial arts techniques in a hotel hallway in the middle of the night, etc.
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I've read a lot of this other places. I laugh hard.
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PNG!!!!! Thanks for posting that!!! That is f'ing hilarious!!! I love those!!!
I loved #9 about him being 1/8 Cherokee.......has nothing to do with ancestry - the man ate an f'ing Indian!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Some of the funniest stuff I've ever read, thanks for posting.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
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You guys should read the Vin Diesal and Mr. T facts too!
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have you checked this out?
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm |
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