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Old 09-26-2009, 06:16 PM
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Nancy Pelosi Accident



Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly,a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.

Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.


'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy .


Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.


'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.


The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.


'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: ‘I am Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'
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by the title of the thread i thought itd be real. damn!
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Great one!
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:16 AM
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That is too funny! Sending to my wife now...
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