Hey Mike,
Will you be bringing that Trojan Fan "Bee" (Bea j/k) ??

Tell her I said hello.

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Absolutely! We're inseparable... She says Hi too! Yesterday's UCLA-Cal game was horrendous. There's no way Dorrell turns this team around. At this point, I'm looking forward to basketball season. The Bruins should be able to get back into the tourney this year, although I don't know how far they'll go.

Hey, should we start telling USC jokes? Cal might go to the Rose Bowl this year

I always have USC jokes.

Q: What are the best four years of a Trojan’s life?
A: Third grade

Q: What does a Trojan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why doesn’t USC have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.

Q: What do you get when you drive slowly by the USC campus?
A: A degree.

Q: What does the average USC player get on his SAT’s?
A: Drool.

Q: How do you get a USC graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Bea is going to kill you

My favorite is:

What does USC stand for?

University of Second Choice!

I think I am going to get killed from the USC Alumni's

LOL.. I thought it was "University of Spoiled Children!!"

Having spent alot of time on the USC campus eating lunch with my wife, I'd have to say this is a true statement. It's very easy to tell which kids are there on daddy's dime.

my personal favorite is: you can't spell SUCK without U-S-C.

Surely there must be some SoCal members who want to meet at the WORLD PREMIERE of the BMW E70 X5?