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Nolimite39 04-08-2022 11:37 AM

The blower doesn't help either.

crystalworks 04-08-2022 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nolimite39 (Post 1219467)
The blower doesn't help either.

I always forget yours is FI. :cool: :thumbup:

Nolimite39 04-08-2022 02:15 PM

It's very much a love hate relationship with this vehicle. Mostly hate until I put it to the floor on a wide open I10 or step back and look at it after a wash.

Happy 04-08-2022 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nolimite39 (Post 1219472)
step back and look at it after a wash.


My wife is perplexed, by this behavior. :bustingup

PropellerHead 04-10-2022 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy (Post 1219473)
My wife is perplexed, by this behavior. :bustingup

Bro.. I'm sayin.. wash up the wife.. step back.. :kiss:

Question answered. :dunno:

Happy 04-10-2022 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PropellerHead (Post 1219490)
Bro.. I'm sayin..

Ok, I am listening…

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wash up the wife.. step back.. :kiss:
Wise words..

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Question answered. :dunno:
Hahaha.. The funny part. I’ve been know to buy the upgraded wash. Could I step my game up, possibly? Will she still find the things I do silly, most likely..

Question answered? :dunno: Sometimes I wonder, will I ever know answers? LoL… :rofl:

PropellerHead 04-10-2022 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy (Post 1219491)
Question answered? :dunno: Sometimes I wonder, will I ever know answers? LoL… :rofl:

Yes. In the closing moments of (y)our conscious existence here- Like that of all of us- Will be revealed in a way that brings (y)our lifetime goal of making a woman- ANY F'Ing woman GDMIT!- happy... for like even a moment.. If at this final moment in (y)our life it is acknowledged that the futility for which you (and again, ALL of us) have so desperately sought the answer... "Will I EVAR make a woman happy?! "

Well, of course, no. And to cut to the chase, Here's how it works..

All of (y)our futile efforts to make any one woman happy (or Gawd have mercy, any damn more) will ultimately result in some favor amongst the all-female run ever-Galactic governen-stration (and sh!t). And they'll take all them efforts that you and me try and try and try to do.. and they grind em all up in a big ass blindfolded mother justice scale-o-keeping us (males) around as a species...

And that's what you get in the end.. it's what we ALL get.. Some dust blown in the way of don't-kill-all-of-us... So rest easy, I say.. Oh thee (or like thus) of tortured souls... For our insignificance weighs heavy in the Greater Good... And isn't that after all.. Swirled Peas... Isn't that what we're all trying to met out? Eh? AMIRITE?

This post brought to us by.. well.. I mean.. like 0500 EDT on a Sunday.. Do the meth... MATH! MATH! do the MATH! :rofl:

I totally just came up with that... :bustingup

But yeah.. knnnnot Meth.. :wow: Not my thing.. At least I'm 90% sure... sooo... knot meth. I like my teeth :D

Nolimite39 04-10-2022 08:11 AM

Thank you for the morning LOLZ prop. Just the thing to get one going ar 7am on a Sunday morning.

Happy 04-11-2022 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PropellerHead (Post 1219492)
Yes. In the closing moments of (y)our conscious existence here- Like that of all of us- Will be revealed in a way that brings (y)our lifetime goal of making a woman- ANY F'Ing woman GDMIT!- happy... for like even a moment.. If at this final moment in (y)our life it is acknowledged that the futility for which you (and again, ALL of us) have so desperately sought the answer... "Will I EVAR make a woman happy?! "



Well, of course, no. And to cut to the chase, Here's how it works..



All of (y)our futile efforts to make any one woman happy (or Gawd have mercy, any damn more) will ultimately result in some favor amongst the all-female run ever-Galactic governen-stration (and sh!t). And they'll take all them efforts that you and me try and try and try to do.. and they grind em all up in a big ass blindfolded mother justice scale-o-keeping us (males) around as a species...



And that's what you get in the end.. it's what we ALL get.. Some dust blown in the way of don't-kill-all-of-us... So rest easy, I say.. Oh thee (or like thus) of tortured souls... For our insignificance weighs heavy in the Greater Good... And isn't that after all.. Swirled Peas... Isn't that what we're all trying to met out? Eh? AMIRITE?



This post brought to us by.. well.. I mean.. like 0500 EDT on a Sunday.. Do the meth... MATH! MATH! do the MATH! :rofl:



I totally just came up with that... :bustingup



But yeah.. knnnnot Meth.. :wow: Not my thing.. At least I'm 90% sure... sooo... knot meth. I like my teeth :D


:bustingup Puwahahaha…

Prop, it’s like the camel passing through the eye of the needle. Some way or another we’ve got to get from point A, to point B. What I’ve learned is while in transit, make sure you’re passengers remain pleased. LoL… :lmao:

By the way, Meth goes in the cars man! LoL..

PropellerHead 04-12-2022 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy (Post 1219514)
Prop, it’s like the camel passing through the eye of the needle.

I totes figured out that eye of the needle thing when I saw one of those pics that errbody does when they 'lean' against the Leaning Tower of Pisa...

If you wanna cram a camel into an eye of a needle... Do what you always do when solving a problem: Take a step back :D


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