Real men in my neck of the woods just wipe their hands through their hair ... cleans your hands and keeps your hair in place. The girls just love the smell...

Seriously though, find a local fuel outlet with clean pumps (and complain to those with dirty pumps) but for insurance when you're out of your area I find those cheap cotton gardening gloves (they about a $1 a pair here) very handy. At that price you can throw them away if they get dirty.