X3 carjacked - Page 6

blackx3 · #51 05-08-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Quicksilver

OK I'm gonna play the dummy here and ask a stupid question. Why in the world would a person lie about something like this? And why come on X5world and waste your time telling a lie and make yourself look like an idiot. I don't get it.

Thank you!!
All I'm trying to find out is if they slapped me in the head with my shoes and kicked in my kidneys because of the car I was driving.
I LIKE the X3 - that's why I bought it. I'm just scared to death now to buy another one.
I hate being wrapped up in my own blood-soaked polo sweater (brand new, I might add... green with a pink trim and a blue horse - V-neck).
I loved that sweater.

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blackx3 · #52 05-08-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NOC

Agree.
So in response to his question---is the x3 a chick car?
If you are not smart enough to know when to drive away from a suspected car jack, then you deserve to get the kick in the kidneys.

That's not what happened.
I came out of the Yum Yum with a small cup of cocoa in one hand and a bear claw in the other when one guy said "hey, nice ride."
I was a little nervous but being from the South, I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
The first guy said "can we take her for a ride?
So then I'm thinking that they think my car is on the girlie side and they can have their way with me.
I tried to say "no" but the guy grabbed my cocoa and another guy pulled my new sweater up over my head.
I remember thinking "why are they taking off my loafers" and then I felt the pounding on my ears and forehead.
I pulled down the sweater and there was one guy eating my bear claw while the other guys started in on my kidneys.
They laughed at me and then hopped in the car.
They must have been high on drugs becaus they swerved and just missed a hobo with a grocery cart.
They clipped the wall of the Yum Yum and landed halfway next to the corner and a dumpster.
They thought I was laughing at them so they threw me in the dumpster and piled garbage on me - old donuts and pudding.

I thought my car was going to explode so I just ran in circles screaming until the paramedics came.

I just never want that to happen again.
I still have nightmares where a bunch of schoolgirls are in my X3 and they laugh at me and call me a fairy-boy. I don't know why. I'm a good person.

asawadude · #53 05-08-2006, 03:28 PM

asawadude · #54 05-08-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackVUE

Ok, I'll say it one more time...

"Guaranteed to fix your problem! Now you will know for sure that your car isn't a "chick" car. Only $25! "

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Again, I don't know if this will keep people from calling you "gay".

Hopefully it's the last time, because it wasn't funny the first time or the second time.

Michelle · #55 05-08-2006, 03:29 PM

LMAO this has GOT to be the funniest thing I've ever read.

NOC · #56 05-08-2006, 03:30 PM

OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.

Michelle · #57 05-08-2006, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NOC

OK, now it really sounds like a fabricated story.

Yeah, didn't he say in the beginning that they pulled him out of the X3? I really don't feel like going back to the original "story" to find out...

Michelle · #58 05-08-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by blackx3

I was driving through LA last night and some tough guys on the corner pulled me out of my X3 and kicked me in the kidneys.

Anyway, they took the car and crashed it into the corner of a donut shop so now I'll have to report it to my insurance co. on Monday.

Should I get another X3 and risk that happening again?

Thanks.

Well I had to go back and look anyways....I was right. LOL

NOC · #59 05-08-2006, 03:33 PM

Like I said he changes his mind and then blames it on the fact that they slaped him arround and kicked him. Besides if they kicked him in the kidneys at first why would his fav. sweater be bloody??? Really makes no sense.
I give up.