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Old 11-13-2008, 10:39 AM
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word..that...2 times to open the door shit kills people.

no matter how many times they r in the whip....they don't get it...they pull it once...and look at me.....like..WTF....lol
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:59 AM
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doors piss me off so much, especially when people slam the tailgate...it has soft close, how many times do I have to tell them
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:07 AM
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My wife and I have gotten into near divorce arguments about slamming the doors.... I hate when she does that!
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Old 11-13-2008, 11:12 AM
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lol @ the x causin' marital rifts.....

i almost went ike turner on my girl for sayin' we didn't need the aluminum pedals...LOL
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:43 PM
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not only "marital" rifts - my sister gives me all sorts of grief when I spend $$$ on the X5 vs my townhouse - I furnished one of the spare bedrooms ($3800) just to get her off my case for awhile - still spent more on the X5 this year ($1276 tires, $1000 brakes/rotors, $1500 16:9 screen & Mk4 nav, $400 nav software & maps, plus BSW Stage 1 speakers/sub/amp) - most women just don't understand boys with their toys - like I don't understand my sister redecorating her townhouse for the 3rd time in 4 years
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:10 PM
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1.) keep your cottn pikn fingers off my windows......finger print smudges drive me up the f**kn wall...
2.) No eating in car
3.) knock your feet off before getting in.
4.) Birds that just ate.....fly the other way.....my car seems to have a magnetic field attracting bird shit! LOL!!
5.) Move seat back to orig. pos.

........and everything that michelle said! LOL

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Old 11-13-2008, 03:31 PM
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i broke up with a girl because she always slammed my door. I told her one last time that if she slammed the door we would be over. one night we arrive at a restaurant for dinner, i park the car and we get out....she slams the door and i get right back in the car roll down the passenger window and tell her its over and she has to find a ride home. no dinnner
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:33 PM
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Door slammers....if you slam them I will insert your head in the door frame...then you can slam away!!
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:33 PM
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:58 PM
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Hmmm..interesting. When I did have my X, I never cared about slamming doors, eating, changing music, anything - my beef was/always will be during passenger duty...If I am not driving, and I see that F#*&IN windshield wiper go ONCE before or after rain, the driver gets shot. I dont give a sh!t how "sensitive' the automatic wipers are, if it aint raining, those F@&^IN things need to be OFF!!!

Needless to say, Ive experienced this with my wife SEVERAL times...She can drive two miles after a shower, and the wipers will STILL be going. Completely unresponsive. Dont EVEN get me started on the REAR wiper...if Im the pub at 3:30 in the morning on a Tuesday, the wipers were probably on when they shouldnt have been....
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