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Old 01-17-2006, 05:32 PM
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Old 01-17-2006, 05:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperGreg
How to Make a Woman Happy

{Note: It is not difficult to make a woman happy} A man only needs to be:

01. a friend
02. a companion
03. a lover
04. a brother
05. a father
06. a master
07. a chef
08. an electrician
09. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

01. Show up naked
02. Bring food & beer

Ah ok now I understand
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:11 PM
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I still dont understand women
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:25 PM
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There is no way to make women happy.

it's a fact, you can look it up
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperGreg
How to Make a Woman appy

{Note: It is not difficult to make a woman happy} A man only needs to be:

01. a friend 1
02. a companion
03. a lover 2
04. a brother
05. a father
06. a master
07. a chef
08. an electrician
09. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father 3
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding 6 35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable 4 39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable 5
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

01. Show up naked
02. Bring food & beer
Just asked my favourite women(mum,wife and daughter) and they were unanimous in picking the 6 options above.Also stating that the most important is to be a really good friend because in being so a lot of the options above come natural.
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Yeah we can be needy but sometimes we want YOU to show up naked and shut the f*ck up!
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