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Old 01-22-2006, 11:53 AM
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Lmao!

I suggested daBoss read it; she did and just rolled her eyes. They, (the wimmens), freaking own us!
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:57 AM
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That's awesome....my additions

21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
Sex,
Sport,
Cars or
Politics (can't say how many times my wife has just told me to shut up when I start discussing the government. It has got to the point where she doesn't allow me to watch the news or read a paper in front of her).

22. You have enough clothes and purses.
(no shit, why is it that in our house with 4 bedrooms and just me and my wife 3 of the closets, including the master walk-in, have her clothes in them?)

23. You have too many shoes
(as I look around the house my wife has at least 5 pairs of shoes sitting out. Apparently there are different shoes per her mood during the day and none of them find their way back to the closet.)
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:02 PM
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Wagner,
Pretty funny and very true!
You are a young man and you've figured this out, already, lol!
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:05 PM
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MD, we also have some rule around here (not sure when it passed or even if I had a vote) where All my things are hers and all her things are hers. Really gets me bent when my toys (ie 911 or X5) some how go missing from the garage when I'm not paying attention...then show up again with half the fuel they had before...
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:14 PM
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Wagner,
We have that on ThingsToDo and Tasks, too!
And, who's turn on the 'puter...I gotta get a freaking lap top for me.
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Good stuff, Phong.

As Ol'UncleMotor would say, "Rack it!"
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Good stuff. Michelle, you are a good sport
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funny...funny stuff!! I like the 17 month headache...cute!
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I like and agree with all but the second. About the toilet seat: if you found it down when you went into the bathroom, put it back down!!
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I like and agree with all but the second. About the toilet seat: if you found it down when you went into the bathroom, put it back down!!
And if you found it up when you went into the bathroom, are you going to put it back up?
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