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Old 06-08-2006, 03:55 AM
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Brazillians

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
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Finally he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is
a brazillion?"
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:17 AM
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LMAO!! ...Hilarious!
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:30 AM
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Good one Fiona! That's one for the water cooler!
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scottie
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.
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Finally he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is
a brazillion?"
Nice one,Fiona.
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:56 AM
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that's funny...
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Old 06-08-2006, 08:10 AM
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That was good Fiona
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Old 06-08-2006, 09:02 AM
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That was very good Fiona!
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Old 06-08-2006, 10:25 AM
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Nice to know our Pres. is the laughing stock of the country that produced animal cloning(hey this sheep is the best piece of ass I've ever had...let's clone it!), but that is too close to the truth to be funny, Fiona! Bush

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