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07-05-2006, 09:44 AM
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Guts or Balls?
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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07-05-2006, 09:47 AM
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07-05-2006, 09:49 AM
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07-05-2006, 09:52 AM
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Just got it on email and didn't even notice that it was a part of the other post. DUUUHHH! How do you cancel a post?
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming: "WOW! WHAT A RIDE!!" 2007 M6 2018 Chevy 2500HD Diesel Alaskan Edition 2011 X5 35d 1972 Chevy K20 4X4 1972 Ford F-600 1959 Chevy Viking 60 Dump Truck 2015 CanAm Outlander XT 1000
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07-05-2006, 01:08 PM
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
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