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Old 07-21-2006, 12:07 PM
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Your mama is so stupid, i caught her yelling in an envelope, she said she was trying to send a voice mail
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Old 07-21-2006, 12:10 PM
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You're so ugly your mama had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you.
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Old 07-21-2006, 12:20 PM
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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
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Old 07-21-2006, 01:29 PM
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Yo mama is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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Old 07-21-2006, 02:25 PM
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yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Old 07-21-2006, 02:32 PM
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You're so ugly every time you ring someone's doorbell they give you candy.
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Old 07-21-2006, 02:43 PM
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Thanks all for the laughs. Yo momma has closed this thread
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Old 07-21-2006, 02:57 PM
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Your Momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
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Old 07-21-2006, 03:38 PM
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