Home Forums Articles How To's FAQ Register
Go Back   Xoutpost.com > Off-topic > The Lounge
Arnott
User Name
Password
Member List Premier Membership Today's Posts New Posts

Xoutpost server transfer and maintenance is occurring....
Xoutpost is currently undergoing a planned server migration.... stay tuned for new developments.... sincerely, the management


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 09-12-2006, 12:40 PM
statdoc's Avatar
Master of Disaster
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Florabama
Posts: 4,236
statdoc is on a distinguished road
today in the other car forums...

today in the other car forums...
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in an F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
- - - I (brutally) missed 3rd for the first time...with 2 professional race car drivers riding with me. Contemplating suicide.

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
__________________
Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links

  #2  
Old 09-12-2006, 12:44 PM
cmyX6go's Avatar
Hell on wheels....
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: in a black dress
Posts: 12,739
cmyX6go will become famous soon enough
Doc - that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
__________________


Current:
2016 X6 ///M Black Sapphire Metallic
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 09-12-2006, 12:54 PM
GUINNESS's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: between here and there
Posts: 2,141
GUINNESS is on a distinguished road
Hahahahaha.... that was awesome!

I right close spit water on my screen when I read the McLaren and Hummer ones
__________________
Originally Posted by Roc3b "Great, so Gman landed a nympho with a brain! Damn him!
Guinness you lucky son of a byotch!!!!!!!!!!!"


http://www.bmwcca.org
http://www.sunbeltbmwcca.org
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-12-2006, 12:57 PM
ekaz's Avatar
Looking for spare change
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: in a box under the bridge by the river
Posts: 2,219
ekaz is on a distinguished road
__________________
"Breathe, Stretch, Shake, Let it go."
"You'll be my dirty little secret."
Want info on becoming a Premier Member? Click Here
Visit my very own X5world X page!
Newer SRT8 page
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-12-2006, 01:00 PM
Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 1,010
IFlyX5 is on a distinguished road
Very funny!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 09-12-2006, 01:01 PM
Kewl X5's Avatar
Chairman/Moderator/Premier Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: X5 World
Posts: 4,000
Kewl X5 is on a distinguished road
BTW, great post!! Really funny .....You forgot RF E53 X5 forum.....
__________________

Last edited by Kewl X5; 09-12-2006 at 01:14 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 09-12-2006, 01:02 PM
NBX's Avatar
NBX NBX is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: SoCal
Posts: 110
NBX is on a distinguished road
Some funny Stuff!!!!




Last time I laughed this hard.....when I watched the video of the zoo keeper getting his head stuck up the elephant's ass (Mexico City).
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 09-12-2006, 01:12 PM
Michelle's Avatar
Admin, Moderator, Premier Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Maryland
Posts: 14,806
Michelle has disabled reputation
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
__________________
/ / / Michelle
Administrator, Moderator, and Premier Member


My Bimmer Garage
2018 F15 X5 35i M Sport
(Sept 2020 to present)
2012 E70 X5 35d (Aug 2015 to Sept 2020)
2008 E70 X5 3.0si (Aug 2011 to Aug 2015)
2001 E53 X5 4.4i (May 2005 to May 2012)

Support Xoutpost.com & become a Premier Member | Join the BMW CCA

Rest In Peace SuperGreg <3
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 09-12-2006, 01:19 PM
X5Jay's Avatar
Pre-fookin'-mia-memba!
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: I'm Back!
Posts: 3,775
X5Jay is on a distinguished road
Those were excellent Doc! Thanks!
__________________
'08 335i Coupe - Barbera Red / Saddle Leather / Light Poplar Wood / 6spd Manual
Options: Sport, Premium, Cold Weather, Comfort Access, Active Steering (awesome!), Power Rear Shade, IPod Adapter, Navigation w/IDrive
Mods: M6 Wheels, Split Armrest, M-Steering Wheel, Euro Light Switch w/Rear Fog Lights, Short Shift Knob w/Matching E-Brake Handle, Clear Reflectors, CDV, Clear Bra

Retired:'04 X5 4.4i
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 09-12-2006, 02:17 PM
carlos3679's Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: White Plains
Posts: 433
carlos3679 is on a distinguished road
LMAO!!!!

Especially

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.
__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On





All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:58 AM.
vBulletin, Copyright 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0
© 2017 Xoutpost.com. All rights reserved. Xoutpost.com is a private enthusiast site not associated with BMW AG.
The BMW name, marks, M stripe logo, and Roundel logo as well as X3, X5 and X6 designations used in the pages of this Web Site are the property of BMW AG.
This web site is not sponsored or affiliated in any way with BMW AG or any of its subsidiaries.