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drfred · #1 10-20-2006, 02:24 PM

Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for '08:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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Mr. D · #2 10-20-2006, 02:51 PM

I love it Dr fred!!!!!!!

cmyX6go · #3 10-20-2006, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drfred

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

blondboinsd · #4 10-20-2006, 03:15 PM

I'm not even wasting my time, let the current cabinet speak for itself on the greatness of "repubs" haha

Eric5273 · #5 10-20-2006, 03:54 PM

Republican National Convention Agenda:

6:00 pm - Opening prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

6:15 pm - Dept. of Homeland Security raises terror threat to Yellow, no specific threat identified.

6:30 pm - "Foreign arms deals and the Congress" by Oliver North

6:45 pm - Rally for the release of Cuban terrorist Luis Posada

7:00 pm - Prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

7:15 pm - "War and the Air National Guard, how you can make a difference" - keynote speaker George W. Bush

7:45 pm - Demonstration on proper marksmanship led by Dick Cheney

8:00 pm - "Why 9/11 was God's punishment of Americans for having poor morality, homosexuality, abortion and liberalism" by Pat Robertson, with a small introduction by former congressman Mark Foley

8:15 pm - Dept. of Homeland Security raises terror threat to Orange, no specific threat identified.

8:30 pm - Special thanks given to Exxon-Mobil for their sponsorship of this event.

8:45 pm - Workshop: "How to profit from war through no-bid government contracts" - co-hosted by David Lesar (Haliburton's current CEO) and Dick Cheney (Haliburton's former CEO)

9:00 pm - Prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

9:15 pm - Rally against stemcell research.

9:30 pm - Fundraiser: money needed to build more secret prisons

10:00 pm - More prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

10:15 pm - Dick Cheney burns the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

10:30 pm - Dept. of Homeland Security raises terror threat to Red, no specific threat identified.

11:00 pm - Moment of silence for the deaths of Ken Lay and former Paraguay dictator General Alfredo Stroessner, followed by more prayers led by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson

11:30 pm - Workshop: How to beat Ferderal Indictments by Karl Rove, Special Acheivement awards given to Scooter Libby and Tom DeLay

12:00 pm - Nomination of Republican candidate