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11-16-2006, 02:00 PM
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my heritage, always taking a beating...
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence . ..and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"
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11-16-2006, 02:03 PM
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11-16-2006, 03:50 PM
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thats funny, but i've heard it with other ethnicities/genders instead of Italians.
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11-16-2006, 03:55 PM
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lololol
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11-16-2006, 03:57 PM
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Quote:
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11-16-2006, 04:06 PM
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HAHAHAHA... That's awesome! Love it!
Have to tell my parents.
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11-16-2006, 05:30 PM
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LOL cute
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