Where in relation to anything a West Coaster might have heard of are these two places located? I can look on a map but you don't any real sense of distance or proximity. Can some locals fill me in and give me the poop on these places?

Big Flats, NY
Wallingford, CT

I am asking because a buddy of mine is currently on tour with, hold on to your beards, ZZ Top. Yes, those old geezers are still rockin' state fairs, casinos, and the odd arena. I was thinking of meeting up with him and hittin' the road, living the life of a rock star. These are two stops that are during the date range that works best for me. I know ZZ Top is not the band to be touring with. Believe me, I'd rather be on tour with Jessica Simpson or some other hot little songbird. I could become the next Chris Judd/ex-Mr. J. Lo. I missed out on the Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson tours he worked. (Yes, I'd hit both of those talentless marketing committee creations.) I did not want any part of the Elton John tour he worked recently.

Thanks for any info.

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