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Old 12-08-2006, 04:33 PM
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Why are hemmoroids called hemmoroids and assteroids called assteroids? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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...why body hair stops growing at a certain length but the hair on your head doesn't?
actually it does it just grows a lot longer then facial hair
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Old 12-08-2006, 05:15 PM
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In the space shuttle there are large foam panels inside of the windshield that say REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT ON THEM if NASA couldn't figure that shit out on thier own we are hosed on making it to mars
Those are not for the NASA guys - it's for anyone who rents the space shuttle...
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Why do you sing "Take me out to the ballgame" when you are already there?

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Those are not for the NASA guys - it's for anyone who rents the space shuttle...
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