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View Poll Results: Which will be CJ's next topic starter???
What college should I go to? 0 0%
Shoud I join a frat? 0 0%
My dad wants to get me a hooker, what should I do?? 4 16.67%
It hurts when I pee?? AND itches down there ?? 4 16.67%
Should I buy an Escalade? 0 0%
Does the Escalade have xenon's?? Can I upgrade them ? 2 8.33%
There are two strange men hanging out in the dorm bathroom, should I call the cops? 10 41.67%
What is a rusty trambone?? 2 8.33%
Why shouldn't I visit Turkey on my spring break ?? 0 0%
I think the girl in the dorm room next door is manic depressive !! 2 8.33%
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Old 06-02-2005, 10:43 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Damn I was talking to my girlfriend and then started cracking up. She was like, what? what?. I was like o I just came across a funny picture on ebaums. I love the choices.
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Juan,

lol....

I am sorry, but are you trying to convince me that hookers and politicians don't mix ????? Did I miss something?? Maybe his dad will hire a cute intern for CJ
Funny post of the day.
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#10 Maybe she is manic depressive because she has a room next to you. Sorry couldn't resist.
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Pretty damn funny thread! Kudos to B-Line for the creativity!

CJ, we're all pulling for you, young man.
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3) My dad is an extreme conservative and he's very moralistic so the chances of him ordering me a hooker are pretty slim. Plus, I think hookers are gross cause you don't know where they've been. They're like the town bicycle, everyone's had a ride.
Damn, that's what I voted for... OK, the next best thing is being 16 with an 18 yr old g/f (Memories... good times, good times... )

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9) I'd never go to Turkey. Too dangerous! I'd go to Amsterdam.
Istanbul is not bad, but I was there years ago. Amsterdam... there are areas you have to watch just like any big city. The hookers in the windows are a hoot though.
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I'm looking at UNC, University of Virginia, Rollins College, Emory, and Eckerd College.. Those are my favorites. There are a few others but I forget what they're called. Of course, I'll probably wind up at NH Community Tech...
IDK... I've always had a bad impression of frats, but I'd consider joining one.

Have you decided what you will be majoring in? I'm sure lots of these guys could give you some good advice.

I would say come to Georgetown but than you would have to buy a M3. There are so many of them zipping around here. What are these parents thinking buying their teens a M3?
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Have you decided what you will be majoring in? I'm sure lots of these guys could give you some good advice.

I would say come to Georgetown but than you would have to buy a M3. There are so many of them zipping around here. What are these parents thinking buying their teens a M3?
I'm probably going to go into business. I want to be like a properties manager, or something like that. That's what my grandfather did, so it runs in the family .. To be honest I'm still not really sure exactly what I want to do.
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CJ, whatever happens, just don't do drugs.

Scratch that, just don't do more then six types of drugs at any one given point in time..
BTW: I missed the thread about what college you're going to, what do you have in mind?
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CJ, whatever happens, just don't do drugs.

Scratch that, just don't do more then six types of drugs at any one given point in time..
BTW: I missed the thread about what college you're going to, what do you have in mind?
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