Frankly, I can't wait to be surprised by his issues. All I can say for sure is that when prom rolls around he'd better be taking tons of pics and posting them here for us dirty old men to enjoy.

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LOL... given CJ's history:

- I know he won't buy an Escalade.
- His dad is in politics, so, he'll never get him a hooker.
- His parents will decide what college to go to AND whether to join a frat or not
- He'll be a virgin until he marries.
- I had to go with the two strange men in his dorm bathroom... Again, given his history.

Juan

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Whenever I text "Barack," my phone suggests the word "Capable." I guess my my phone IS pretty smart.

NICE! I'm laughing my arse off at the choices, B-Line!

I went with the "hurts when I pee" selection.

CJ, you know it's all love, right?

JV

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What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know...it's what we know for sure that just ain't so

Juan,

lol....

I am sorry, but are you trying to convince me that hookers and politicians don't mix ????? Did I miss something?? Maybe his dad will hire a cute intern for CJ

- I only thought the Escalade because it's bling.. Maybe the right poll question should have been, SHOULD I GET AN X5 AGAIN?? But we all know the answer to that question !!

-btw, CJ hope you don't mind this post.. I meant it in all good fun !!

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Har har, we're so funny around here...
I'll explain my positions on each of these interesting choices.
1) I think I know which college I'm going to.

2) I doubt that I'd join a frat. They're kind of dumb. Why would you go to all the work of pledging just to hang out with people? I don't see the point, but I'm PROBABLY missing something.

3) My dad is an extreme conservative and he's very moralistic so the chances of him ordering me a hooker are pretty slim. Plus, I think hookers are gross cause you don't know where they've been. They're like the town bicycle, everyone's had a ride.

4) It's called safe sex.

5) I'd never buy an Escalade.. Overpriced GM crap, IMO.. Plus I'm not the least bit ghetto, I'm not wanna-be ghetto, I'm not a rich farmer, and I'm not old, so I don't really part of the "target audience" for these cars (these are the stereotypes I've noticed among Escalade drivers).

6) The Escalade comes with xenons, and I wouldn't upgrade them. Plus I wouldn't own an escalade anyway, I'd buy a Navigator. They're nicer.

7) Calling the cops on strange people is my specialty! Strange people should be locked up (I suppose that includes you, for making this poll :p ) I voted for this one, by the way.

8) Who doesn't know what a rusty trombone is.

9) I'd never go to Turkey. Too dangerous! I'd go to Amsterdam.

10) If she's Bipolar, it's her own business! I have a few (2) bipolar friends so I'd know what to do. They thought I was bipolar for a while, but it turns out I'm garden-variety depressive. On the bright side, if there was a girl in the room next door, it would at least mean that I went to a college with co-ed dorms. That's a plus. It also relates to question one which brings this poll full circle.

HAH I probably totally killed all your jokes! I'm such a pro at that.

USELESS POST NUMBER: 1,057

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You're ALMOST psychic, Juan. Creepy

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Of course not! I thought it was hilarious!

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LoL CJ !!

So what college are you going to ?

If your dad won't get you a hooker, maybe I can convince the community on this board to make a donation.. And just remember, you don't pay a prostitute to have sex with you, you pay her to leave when your done

Also, on joining a fraternity, you might want to keep an open mind. I was in one and let me tell you why.
- When you get to college your first year at the grand old age of 18, you will find, 1) you can't get into the bars. 2) you can't get into good parties. 3) the dorms suck and are boring and you hate your roomates.

So, you decide to join a frat. Now all of a sudden every friday and saturday night you have a party to go to with all the free beer you can drink. Not to mention that is where all the girls are going to be, at the fraternity parties that you otherwise won't be able to get into. You will have a place to go hang out and have fun outside the dorms. And, pledging despite the hazing and B.S. is a ton of fun. So to sum up.. why be in a fraternity.
1) Parties
2) you can actually find a place to pop a beer
3) it's where the girls are
4) someone in your house will have already had a class you are taking with the same professor. On hand, they will have the answers to the test you are about to take, professors rarely change the questions, maybe just the order.
5) You will have a tight group of friends and the benefits for four years of bring in a house which include, free meals, free beer, access to just about anything, women and a cool place to live and watch the superbowl...

But not being in a house is cool too.. just my opinion.

B

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I'm looking at UNC, University of Virginia, Rollins College, Emory, and Eckerd College.. Those are my favorites. There are a few others but I forget what they're called. Of course, I'll probably wind up at NH Community Tech...
IDK... I've always had a bad impression of frats, but I'd consider joining one.

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