maybe old but...

noncom23 · #1 01-31-2007, 01:42 PM

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. S leeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
Bonus
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

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xnsf · #2 01-31-2007, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by noncom23

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

doesn't apply to me...

x5user · #3 01-31-2007, 02:11 PM

funny

rayxi · #4 01-31-2007, 02:22 PM

So I'm only half grown up according to that list. Sounds about right according to my wife.

Master_Debator · #5 01-31-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rayxi

So I'm only half grown up according to that list. Sounds about right according to my wife.

You mean you can still smoke the plants in your house???

rayxi · #6 01-31-2007, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Master_Debator

You mean you can still smoke the plants in your house???

Hell no! That would cut into the profits.

5Xwen · #7 01-31-2007, 06:51 PM

Good God what a pathetic life I have - I'm 26 for 26.

noncom23 · #8 01-31-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5Xwen

Good God what a pathetic life

I have - I'm 26 for 26.

xnsf · #9 01-31-2007, 07:32 PM

AzNMpower32 · #10 02-01-2007, 12:15 AM

Repost and I didnt bother to reread/check. But I know for sure 75% of those apply to me, including ones such as but not limited to: "You watch the Weather Channel". You wonder why I still dont have a girlfriend, and I'm just 17.

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