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Work vs. Prison
This should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle @ PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON You get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK they are called managers |
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A co-worker has that framed and hanging in her office. Funny shat.
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second to last one is the best!
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I wish there was a way to describe the women in an office worked with long ago. I was the only man and they would forget i was there. You cannot imagine what they talked about, the language they used, and how much they smoked. WOW!!! But i guess you cant reduce that down to a one liner. Or can ya.
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