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Old 07-11-2007, 09:03 AM
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I didn't say "world's BEST joke"

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Old 07-11-2007, 04:35 PM
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:04 PM
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:25 PM
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a was man swimming in the ocean when he came across a samll bottle. He opened it and a genie apeared. The genie said that he would grant one wish. The man though for a while then finally said...i want my shlong to be able to touch the floor....the genie smiled then cut the mans legs off...
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I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today.

I tell you, It was a REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD DAY!

The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?"

That's how the fight started.
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Old 07-16-2007, 01:05 PM
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I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today.

I tell you, It was a REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD DAY!

The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?"

That's how the fight started.

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