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07-13-2007, 01:19 PM
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The Do's and Don't's of being a passenger in a Corvette
This was posted today over on corvetteforum.com, i thought it was pretty funny, as did a lot of the other members over there, i.e. they thought it was over the top....
 enjoy the laugh... (even though I'm sure that are some of us who could easily substitute X5 for Corvette in a lot of these LOL!)Do NOT slam the door, use only the prerequisite force Do NOT use the window to close the door. Use only the door handle or weatherstrip ( between the door & window) Do NOT let rings or other jewellry contact the paint. Do NOT place anything on the Corvette Do NOT lean against, sit on or lay on the Corvette, (unless you are a naked slim) Do not enter the Corvette until invited Do not enter the Corvette until you have inspected the soles of your shoes and ensured they are devoid of gum, tar and excrement Do NOT drag your feet across the sill plate on entry or exit Do NOT bring any food or beverages into the Corvette Do NOT touch the inside of the windshield or windows Do NOT sneeze or cough without covering you mouth and nose Do NOT create any gaseous emissions Do NOT admire any other vehicles while seated in the Corvette
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07-13-2007, 01:39 PM
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07-13-2007, 01:53 PM
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Those rules could apply to any vehicle.
Here's one more: Do NOT put your feet up on the dash or the out the window even if you've just had a pedicure.
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07-13-2007, 02:15 PM
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07-13-2007, 03:02 PM
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I friggint HATE when women do that.... ugh.... The first year I had the car i'm at a family gathering and my cousin Dave goes missing, i found him outside, leaning his big ol' 300lb butt on my brand spanking new vette talking on his cell.... when I yelled at him he acted like I insulted his mother or something... meanwhile, his pos family truckster was sitting right next to my vette! lean your ass on your own car!!!!! 
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07-13-2007, 04:33 PM
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07-13-2007, 01:55 PM
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Hmm, I'm trying to imagine mD with a mullet and it just doesn't work.
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07-13-2007, 02:06 PM
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Come on Gresch, tell the truth. You didn't see this on the vette forum, you actually have this printed and keep them in your glove box for potential passengers.
 I hate when people slam my doors 
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