Ummmm...is there sand in my crack? :eek:

SuperGreg's avatar laying down on the job.

I would caption it,

"Too much clothing."

I got the all weather mats and everything, but bitch better wash her feet before she gets in my ride...

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What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know...it's what we know for sure that just ain't so

First off, I love that you posted that here. You're an awesome guy, Jon.

Second, the caption....

"Meat, I mean, meet me at Bimmerfest in Santa Barbara."

'My car just hit a water buffalo, can I borrow your (suit).'

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-'13 E93 M3 Cab, Interlagos Blue, Carbon Black leather, DCT, all options, and fun, endless fun!
-'13 X5 35i M-Sport, Carbon Black & Cinnamon, Dinan Stage 2!
-'15 Toyota Sienna Limited Premium AWD, Silver & Grey, Nav & BluRay, and less lame than the 2011 it replaced
-'07 Mini Cab S, Laser Blue, 6sp, endless fun that ended (sold)
-'04 X5 4.4i, loaded, loved, modded and sold

Hey Jon, I see you got your avatar, nice!!

Caption:
"See, I told you I could surf, how do you like my form?"
"My BF said he likes tan lines, this better work"
"My back is killing me, they said this beach sand was soft"
"Forget it, this is as close as I get to the water"
"Maybe if I leave some snail tracks on his surf board he will notice me"
"Maybe Jon will notice me now!!!"

"Does this board make my boobs bigger"

This water smells like Tuna....

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