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1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Anesthetist 4. Cinnamon 5. Chrysanthemum THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition 3. Anti-constitutionalistically 4. Transubstantiate 5. Sphygmomanometer THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing Karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have nocoordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now, as I have work in the morning.
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I can't say specificity sober
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So your saying you've tried em???
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Beer, it's whats for dinner.
Think of how few married couples would be in the US if you couldn't get drunk. "...hard to say...well let me ask you this is it as hard to say as Oh My God there is a man in my living room with a flame-thrower?" - Caddyshack II
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ROFL, So True, SO True, Another thing I can't say no too? The 24 hour Krispy Kreme at 2am!
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