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2016 X6 ///M Black Sapphire Metallic

Happy marriage is such an elusive concept. Everyone has their own secret formula.

For example one guy I know, just celebrated his 25th Wedding Anniversary, and he said he's been happier than a pig in sh!t. We asked him how it lasted so long. He said he gets her phenomenal gifts. For their third anniversary, he took her to exotic, tropical,Tahiti !! We were impressed and asked what he did for the 25th Anniversary.

"I came back and got her."

But seriously though, even when a marriage last 50 years, the challenges NEVER end.

One 74-year old woman I know just celebrated her 50th wedding anniversary. But her husband's health has recently taken a turn for the worse. She told me that last week she stopped by the medical Lab to get the results from her husband's physical.

The Lab staff was very somber. They said that there has been a computer glitch, and her husband's blood result was mixed up with another patient with the same age and Last name. And to make matters worse, both results were bad. One test said the diagnosis is Alzheimer's, and the diagnosis for the other patient was AIDS. The old woman was furious. She said "I demand to have my husband re-tested so that I can care for him properly!" The Lab Staff informed her that Medicare will not pay for a re-test.

THe woman was despondent. "What am I supposed to do with my poor dear?" One of the Lab techs said that Medicare found the solution. "Drive your husband to the outskirts of town, and drop him off. If he finds his way back home, don't sleep with him."

good one, L.