I heard the funniest joke today

[Curious Joel]

My friend gets text message jokes on his cell phone... Here are some of the funny ones:

What do fish use to get high?
-Seaweed

How do you know if an elephant has been having sex at your house?
-All your Hefty bags are gone

And my favorite:
What do a walrus and a tupperware set have in common?
-They both like a tight seal

Hope you enjoy!
CJ

[Juanted]

LOL... Good one!

[Curious Joel]

I thought of another one:
So this women puts an ad in the paper saying she doesnt want a man to leave her, and she doesnt want him to hit her and she wants him to be good in bed. A few weeks go by...So then a man with no legs or no arms comes to her door and rings the door bell. She comes and he says "I dont have legs to run away from you and I dont have arms to hit you" and she asks "are you good in bed?" and he says "How do you think i rang the door bell?"

[rocketir]

Here is a quick one.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?



Use a lubricant.
*ducks*