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Old 03-24-2005, 07:04 PM
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Heres a question..............

ok heres my last post for the week...im outta here in a little while....headed to Vegas for the weekend.....any ways Happy Easter to everyone and to those who dont celebrate happy weekend... Bummed im gonna miss FF but ill catch up when i get back.....
First of all this is all a joke and i would never harm a child or children just so you know....its a HYPOTHETICAL question.....

How many teenage kids do you think you can take out before your taken out???

The specifics:
- Kids are between the ages of 13 and 16
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.. :p


id say about 40...?? (no children were hurt in the process of this dumb question)

SEE ya Next week..... :p
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Old 03-24-2005, 07:24 PM
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ok heres my last post for the week...im outta here in a little while....headed to Vegas for the weekend.....any ways Happy Easter to everyone and to those who dont celebrate happy weekend... Bummed im gonna miss FF but ill catch up when i get back.....
First of all this is all a joke and i would never harm a child or children just so you know....its a HYPOTHETICAL question.....

How many teenage kids do you think you can take out before your taken out???

The specifics:
- Kids are between the ages of 13 and 16
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.. :p


id say about 40...?? (no children were hurt in the process of this dumb question)

SEE ya Next week..... :p
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Old 03-25-2005, 01:18 AM
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For me, I would say somewhere between 2 and 5.

I mean, with my 31 BMI, I would probably be reacting too slowly. LOL
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:37 AM
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At once? 40 kids in a basketball sized area seems like a lot just because of the sheer number. I think my number would be 14. Interesting "hypothetical" question.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:48 PM
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Two... maybe three for me?

I mean... will they all jump you at once? if that's the case, they can sucker-punch you, and you're out before taking ONE out? Or... not unlike japanese kung-fu movies, will they "wait their turn" before they attack?

I am confident I can knock out two or three... don't know after tha!

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