"yeah, you can clearly see her ass print on the desk, it's friggin gross, I have to sit way over here on the right to avoid it... friggin clinton... pig"

:bustingup

Mr. Ahmenijad, don't make me get on a plane and come over their to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Joe - it your wife goes on Oprah again, I'm gonna slap you.

I don't know what's in it, Bush left it on the desk... it's brown and about the size of a cigar box... ... screw that, I'm not opening it...... YOU come over here and open it.....

Yeah, Verizon, the name on that account is John Doe, I'll be paying in cash. Can you ship discretely? My wife thinks I'm having an affair.

Can I have a mallolamar?

O, thinking to himself: "Jeesshh, this is the freakin In Box from Hell"...:yikes:

"Oh, Hey Blago, 'Bama here...how 'bout getting my old Senate seat back?"

Hi, I'd like to get one of those interns in here please...no, not the same one Bill got...yes, slim and trim and please keep this on the DL.

He gets to keep it.