Said before, but once more...
 

this is SUBSTANTIAL.

If you know the name of the person you want to reach, press 1.
If you want sales department, press 2.
For technical support, press 3.
For all other calls, please hold the line and an operator will be with you shortly.

Para Espanol, oprima la estrella.

REP-RE-SENT-TA-TIVE.

I said that I do NOT want Clinton's chair!

Who do I talk to about getting a pen?

or

Michelle, hi, it's me, I can't find the men's room...

or

Who is this? Bill? Hey Bill, What are you doing in the private residence?

or

Ralph, yeah, it's Barry, give Bill Clinton a call and get me Lewinsky's number....

No, I said 1/2 pepperoni half mushroom....

Winner!

Yeah, I'd like to order a Macbook Pro, 15"... Does that come with a Blue Tooth mouse or do I need to order that separately?

And how soon can I get that? Cause I'm lost without my computer..

Obama, o-b-a-m-a, Yes, like the president..

Shipping address,
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC..

ANYONE KNOW THE ZIPCODE HERE?

And throw in a couple Ipod Nano's for the girls and Joe Biden.

Just gimme the goddamn blackberry. I can't take this anymore.