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Old 05-08-2021, 03:16 PM
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No plastic. Niiiice. At least not a full grown goat like my mom brought home in our Cadillac.
Q - Why didn't you use one of the tarps from the garage?

A - I thought they were dirty

sometimes I know when to walk away, this was one of those times.
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Old 05-08-2021, 03:27 PM
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This is why it's her car. You can't share certain things when people live their lives like that

In her defense I probably wouldn't hesitate to throw something I found valuable in the car either. It just wouldn't be a yard of wet mulch

A couple months ago I scored a transmission for my e46 for $50 and threw that in the back of the X...

on top of one of her woven blanket or whatever it is (looked like some kind of rag to me)

which ended up with a few wicked grease stains

which did not wash out

My years in Catholic school said something about throwing rocks and sinning. What was it again? Whoever throws the rock furthest gets to sin first? I'm sure it will come back to me
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Old 05-08-2021, 04:05 PM
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What did you do to / for your E53 today??

And I was trippin, when I had to load 8 sealed bags of mulch in mine.
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Old 05-08-2021, 05:23 PM
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Got this text message from the wife




You know, she probably could have fit more in there if she kept the hatch closed and shoveled it in through the sunroof. Next time.
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Old 05-08-2021, 06:44 PM
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Got this text message from the wife


That. Is. Awesome. But only in a "because that's someone else's car" kind of way.
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Old 05-08-2021, 07:19 PM
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I just don't know what to say.
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Old 05-08-2021, 09:13 PM
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I just don't know what to say.
Me either. That's why I never let wife drive my car.
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Old 05-08-2021, 09:40 PM
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Sweet Mary and Joseph.
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Old 05-08-2021, 10:08 PM
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Got this text message from the wife




Careful not to let her feel too bad, she could clean it real good ....
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Old 05-08-2021, 10:18 PM
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I'm still scratching my head about how she got all that bark in there. Did she shovel it in or did she actually have somebody load it or something?



Is there a whole yard in there or just a half?
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