You might be an X5 driver if.........

[RickM5X3]

You might be an X5 driver if you can't even remotely relate to someone who complains that their tires wore out in "only" 30,000 miles.

[Icer006]

...if you take a freeway clover-leaf 20mph faster than that poser in his Japanese "sports coupe," and exits the turn at 75mph and continue to accelerate on the straight...with a sh!t eating grin on your face.

[StanF18]

You might be an X5 driver if....

1) You never let the 2 kids strapped in the back seat prevent you from "red-lining" your highway entries.

2) You lie to your kid and tell him Daddy's car is just as fast as that Cayenne Turbo in the center lane

3) You flat-out refuse to let Jeep Grand Cherokees and Ford Explorers pass you...Ever...For any reason...

4) Range Rovers get a pass...but only if they signal first.

5) Nah, f&*k the Range Rovers, you won't let them pass either.

6) You blurt out to your boss that you will send him/her the report after you finish your post at X-Outpost.

7) Your boss asks you "what is X-Outpost".

8) You reply that it's sort of like porn....car porn...

[romeokc10]

.....if your engine compartment looks like the Exxon Valdez is docked there!

[Jordo]

[QUOTE=StanF18;811806]You might be an X5 driver if....


3) You flat-out refuse to let Jeep Grand Cherokees and Ford Explorers pass you...Ever...For any reason...


QUOTE]

^^^2nd best one yet! ^^^

[Jordo]

You might be an X5 driver and member of Xoutpost.com if you think/do know more about your X5 than the mechanic you brought it to. And you cant wait to "tell" them what the problem is and how to fix it.

^^^best one yet!!!^^^ (thats me writen all over it!)

[dskyers]

Best one lol

If you constantly thinking about much gas its wasting when your not driving.

Originally Posted by Jordo

You might be a X5 driver..... If you look for people, noticing you.

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[hypnotiqdmg]

- You come out of Best Buy or the mall and there are people posing for a quick picture in front of your car.

- You drive the X 40 miles to work rather than the much more gas efficient Honda in the driveway.

- You tell your significant other she needs a BMW and her car sucks even though it's two years newer than the X. You're actually successful in the brain manipulation because the X IS just that bad ass!

- You have a mod bug, but not to change the appearance far from the already sexy stock look.

- Your wife offers to take over your payments so you can get an M3 which she 'knows' "is more your style"

- You make a list of the most common problems seen (based on what you've read on Xoutpost) and try to prepare yourself mentally and financially beforehand.

[Naz24]

If you try to make friends with all other X5 owners that u run into.

Or..

If XOutpost gets you through ivy league classes. (hence I'm in stats class right now, tapatalk is the best )

[hypnotiqdmg]

Haha, that reminds me, the other day I saw another Imola Red, we saw each other and smiled with that X5 owners pride , then shared a short drive down the highway. My wife looks at me and says, "What the f&*k are your cheesing for, do you guys know each other?" She's quite a lady. LOL

Originally Posted by Naz24

If you try to make friends with all other X5 owners that u run into.