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03-14-2011, 10:21 PM
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2016 GMC Sierra 2500 HD All-Terrain, Duramax 6.6 2011 X5M Alpine White/Sakhir Orange, Eucalyptus, Spare tire!, Comfort, Soft Close, Tech, Rear Climate, Individual dash, Individual Audio, HUD, DVD, USB, Cold. Gone: 2008 4.8i 2005 X5 4.8is 2004 X5 4.4i Sport 2004 X3 3.0i 6MT 2002 M5 
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03-14-2011, 10:43 PM
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...if you take a freeway clover-leaf 20mph faster than that poser in his Japanese "sports coupe," and exits the turn at 75mph and continue to accelerate on the straight...with a sh!t eating grin on your face.
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03-14-2011, 10:48 PM
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You might be an X5 driver if....
1) You never let the 2 kids strapped in the back seat prevent you from "red-lining" your highway entries. 2) You lie to your kid and tell him Daddy's car is just as fast as that Cayenne Turbo in the center lane  3) You flat-out refuse to let Jeep Grand Cherokees and Ford Explorers pass you...Ever...For any reason... 4) Range Rovers get a pass...but only if they signal first. 5) Nah, f&*k the Range Rovers, you won't let them pass either. 6) You blurt out to your boss that you will send him/her the report after you finish your post at X-Outpost. 7) Your boss asks you "what is X-Outpost". 8) You reply that it's sort of like porn....car porn...
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03-15-2011, 10:33 AM
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[QUOTE=StanF18;811806]You might be an X5 driver if....
3) You flat-out refuse to let Jeep Grand Cherokees and Ford Explorers pass you...Ever...For any reason... QUOTE] ^^^2nd best one yet! ^^^
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03-15-2011, 10:34 AM
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You might be an X5 driver and member of Xoutpost.com if you think/do know more about your X5 than the mechanic you brought it to. And you cant wait to "tell" them what the problem is and how to fix it.
^^^best one yet!!!^^^ (thats me writen all over it!)
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03-15-2011, 10:42 AM
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Best one lol
If you constantly thinking about much gas its wasting when your not driving. Quote:
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03-15-2011, 11:01 AM
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- You come out of Best Buy or the mall and there are people posing for a quick picture in front of your car.
- You drive the X 40 miles to work rather than the much more gas efficient Honda in the driveway. - You tell your significant other she needs a BMW and her car sucks even though it's two years newer than the X. You're actually successful in the brain manipulation because the X IS just that bad ass! - You have a mod bug, but not to change the appearance far from the already sexy stock look. - Your wife offers to take over your payments so you can get an M3 which she 'knows' "is more your style" - You make a list of the most common problems seen (based on what you've read on Xoutpost) and try to prepare yourself mentally and financially beforehand.
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03-15-2011, 11:02 AM
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If you try to make friends with all other X5 owners that u run into.
Or.. If XOutpost gets you through ivy league classes. (hence I'm in stats class right now, tapatalk is the best )
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03-15-2011, 11:10 AM
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Haha, that reminds me, the other day I saw another Imola Red, we saw each other and smiled with that X5 owners pride
, then shared a short drive down the highway. My wife looks at me and says, "What the f&*k are your cheesing for, do you guys know each other?" She's quite a lady. LOLQuote:
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