You might be an X5 driver if.........
 

Anyone got some good ones? Let's hear them!

If your Indy's shop gets new machines and a make over every time you have a service.

If you have a kill list that has vehicles on one side and parts broken on the other.

If you were quoted more for an oil change than the price of a Michelin MXV4 19 inch tire.

If you have broken windows regulators.....
If you have sex more then two times a week.....

you might be an X5 driver if people follow you for miles just to look at your whip....then you might be an x5 driver.

" " if you can take an exit ramp doing 50 while your on your cell phone

You might be a X5 driver..... If you look for people, noticing you.

if you strike confusion to the face of domestic suv/truck drivers because they didn't know a "fancy-boy suv" could outperform theirs with a trailer and/or offroad.

You might be an X5 driver if you are hesitant to start and drive the X5 in freezing temperatures.

You might be an X5 driver if you embrace/enjoy having to take extended winter drives to burn off excess engine condensation.

You might be an X5 driver and member of Xoutpost.com if you think/do know more about your X5 than the mechanic you brought it to. And you cant wait to "tell" them what the problem is and how to fix it.

You might be an X5 driver if you get an expense report every year from your accountant detailing the year's losses and how a bailout may be in order.

You might be an X5 driver if you try and Ghostride da Whip and the second you get out, "Self Level Susp Inact", ABS, DSC, Brake, and "Check brake linings" messages show up.

You might be an X5 Driver if objects in your sideview and rearview appear to get farther, and you grin!

You might be an X5 driver if you don't roll down your windows in fear of broken regulators.

You might be an X5 driver if you contemplate whether to do the infamous tranny fluid change to see if your tranny lasts longer.

You might be an X5 driver if you wonder whether to replace your water pump at 60k or to ride it out.

You might be an X5 driver if you fear rainy days in case your vapor barriers or drains leak into the truck.

LOL so true!! I've done that more then once.

...If you lurk on this forum every single day for almost a year, but don't own one YET!

...If you get distracted during every conversation when you see an X5, even though you are an excellent multi-tasker.

...If you've heard all the horror stories about X5's but still want buy one.