You might be an X5 driver if.........

[Icer006]

...if you take a freeway clover-leaf 20mph faster than that poser in his Japanese "sports coupe," and exits the turn at 75mph and continue to accelerate on the straight...with a sh!t eating grin on your face.

[romeokc10]

.....if your engine compartment looks like the Exxon Valdez is docked there!

[dskyers]

Best one lol

If you constantly thinking about much gas its wasting when your not driving.

Originally Posted by Jordo

You might be a X5 driver..... If you look for people, noticing you.

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[hypnotiqdmg]

- You come out of Best Buy or the mall and there are people posing for a quick picture in front of your car.

- You drive the X 40 miles to work rather than the much more gas efficient Honda in the driveway.

- You tell your significant other she needs a BMW and her car sucks even though it's two years newer than the X. You're actually successful in the brain manipulation because the X IS just that bad ass!

- You have a mod bug, but not to change the appearance far from the already sexy stock look.

- Your wife offers to take over your payments so you can get an M3 which she 'knows' "is more your style"

- You make a list of the most common problems seen (based on what you've read on Xoutpost) and try to prepare yourself mentally and financially beforehand.

[Naz24]

If you try to make friends with all other X5 owners that u run into.

Or..

If XOutpost gets you through ivy league classes. (hence I'm in stats class right now, tapatalk is the best )

[hypnotiqdmg]

Haha, that reminds me, the other day I saw another Imola Red, we saw each other and smiled with that X5 owners pride , then shared a short drive down the highway. My wife looks at me and says, "What the f&*k are your cheesing for, do you guys know each other?" She's quite a lady. LOL

Originally Posted by Naz24

If you try to make friends with all other X5 owners that u run into.

[Cisc0]

... You might be an X5 driver if when you fix one thing 5 others chain react and go bad.
... You might be an X5 driver if your automatically signed in to Xoutpost, ALL the time, in every computer and phone you own!
... You might be an X5 driver if 'Trans Fail Safe' simply means: "Turn it off and wait about 2 minutes then drive off"

[Nik]

this is fun)))
If you think about what to fix/change next, even though your X has no lights
If you pass slowly when people smile at you from car/street and are sure that you can dissapear
If you pedal it every time ML is in front of you)

[TwinTurboGTR]

You might be an X5 drive if you enjoy pulling up to a light next to a rice burner, 4 banger, or trash can muffler fitter and letting them take you til you slip it in M/S mode and smoke him in 3RD!!!!!

You might be an X5 driver if you can't read your mileage or warning messages b/c your pixels are shot.

You might be an X5 driver if you spend hours in the garage, placing the cluster into test mode and watching that pretty test mode go through the motions.

[hypnotiqdmg]

You might be an X5 owner if you know how to update/mod the firmware of your Nav without dealership assistance.