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Major04 06-25-2008 05:35 PM

:noadd:

Oh -yes I do! How about the time, we were in Baghdad! My team was going to blow up a building next door at night. It was hot and muggy..couldn't figure out how to work the laser so that the flying Skunk can drop that big a$$ cruiser down the tube. Aircraft was coming in 10mins and we needed to go up the stairs without shooting someone. That would be bad jojo! I started dreaming about my Mustang (Roxanne) going up I-4. We got to a room and heard some noises. We all went to a closet, my staff said "sir, you stink!" I smelled myself and yep, I agreed. We haven't taken a bath in 2 weeks and were in Indian country. We finally, got the laser set-up and blew the building. Then I woke up, full of drugs and my men carried me out. Damn, would you know it I got shot in the leg...Damn to hell! And that my friend is a true story...lost 2 men that night! Drugs or speeding not included.

Quicksilver 06-25-2008 05:37 PM

OK you're starting to get it.

It's difficult telling a friend he has bad breath.

The hard part for the friend with bad breath is admitting that a friend
is pointing out a problem that even though he doesn't know
exist needs to be addressed.

You're move...............
__________________

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Originally Posted by Vincenzo Veyron
i never said i was moral.


Quicksilver 06-25-2008 05:38 PM

Actually it isn't any more. It's about you bro. Pay attention.
People are trying to pull your coat. (in a nice way i might add)

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Originally Posted by Vincenzo Veyron
poor guinness, perhaps you should start your own thread. if you werent so stupid youd realize this thread is for people who would like to share stories of speed. and by speed i do not mean how fast you come when you jack yourself off while staring at my picture.


B-Line 06-25-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soccerjunky
not sure yet, hopefully josh can be the best man

You do realize SJ, that your obsession with Josh is a bit creepy.

B-Line 06-25-2008 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vincenzo Veyron
can i pay one of you peasants to do it for me?

Like the way I paid your girlfriend to buff my shifter knob? Btw, could you please tell her I'm still waiting for my change, $5 doesn't come easy to us peasants.

p.s. - no doubt this response will get your thread locked... Carry on Mr. Rockefeller.

MrLabGuy 06-25-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quicksilver
OK you're starting to get it.

It's difficult telling a friend he has bad breath.

The hard part for the friend with bad breath is admitting that a friend
is pointing out a problem that even though he doesn't know
exist needs to be addressed.

You're move...............
__________________


Too bad the full effect of that wisdom will be lost on our friend here. His IQ would need to be in the mid 80's to fully understand and he's come up a bit short of that number so far.

MrLabGuy 06-25-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B-Line
Like the way I paid your girlfriend to buff my shifter knob? Btw, could you please tell her I'm still waiting for my change, $5 doesn't come easy to us peasants.

p.s. - no doubt this response will get your thread locked... Carry on Mr. Rockefeller.

Edit B...Edit. You're better than that.

Quicksilver 06-25-2008 06:11 PM

Keep hope alive...;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLabGuy
Too bad the full effect of that wisdom will be lost on our friend here. His IQ would need to be in the mid 80's to fully understand and he's come up a bit short of that number so far.


B-Line 06-25-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLabGuy
Edit B...Edit. You're better than that.

MLG,

I'm just trying to teach the noob how to properly have a thread locked. After all, he did request it :rofl:


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