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Question...
My wife asked me what I was getting her for Christmas/birthday (27 DEC) and I said... "Well I got you a baby (26 NOV)"...
She said "that doesn't count as she carried it for 9 months.."
I said... "Well if I put your Christmas present under the tree 10 months early and that she watered the tree for 9 months, that means it's still my gift to her under the tree..."
Question is... "How do you get a diaper shaped shit stain out of a white shirt?"
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12-18-2018, 12:46 PM
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