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Old 08-09-2006, 04:39 PM
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Driver thinks you met Lil here...he does not know that one of your own friends took you down and out of the fast lane of singles bars and strip joints by intro'ing u to Lil...

Actually, I said let me introduce you to my friend Krawl. He'll make you happy for the rest of your life like no other.... and the rest is history.

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Eww I sense sexual innuendos :P
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Actually, I said let me introduce you to my friend Krawl. He'll make you happy for the rest of your life like no other.... and the rest is history.
you mean the artist formerly known as "pudgy"...

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I didn't think your rateing of hotness included this gender.

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That women is NOT HOT, get my Ali Landry back here
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He will tell them they are pretty, does not mean he wants to kiss em...something about girl cooties.
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Eww I sense sexual innuendos :P

What? Sexual innuendos??? Not here on a car forum, especially one such as X5World
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LOL G, and actually I think I am a very good source to judge a womens beauty, I'm much more critical then my straight counterpart AND I don't want to get in her pants so I'll tell it like it is so yeah! lol
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no sex = fat!
That is NOT true. My wife and I are slim but there is not much sex involved (well most of the time).

If my wife is reading this, Honey I want more!!
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That is NOT true. My wife and I are slim but there is not much sex involved (well most of the time).

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I know its not true, it just sounded good!

As I know some rather large people that bump uglies more than I do!!
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I know its not true, it just sounded good!

As I know some rather large people that bump uglies more than I do!!
THat IS any ugly thought
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