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Its true, if you land a prize ya gotta kiss ass to keep it!
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fine...I guess I can kiss as too! lmao
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Let me get my magnifying glass out to read that!!!
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That women is NOT HOT, get my Ali Landry back here
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How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

May be a repost, but I thought it was soem good stuff...

Anything get left out?

That plan works great till there is a ring involved......
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That plan works great till there is a ring involved......
Then what happens?
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Then both parties get fat and lazy, haven't you seen the previews for that new show "the newlyweds"
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Then both parties get fat and lazy, haven't you seen the previews for that new show "the newlyweds"
Thats because the woman gets pregnant....

and the man falls in love with porn...

no sex = fat!
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I know right! I think after the 2nd year of dating we just let it go lol and 40lbs later and newly single I am NOT HAPPY lol
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