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Old 07-10-2007, 09:45 AM
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Worlds shortest joke
A baby seal walks into a club.





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Old 07-10-2007, 10:28 AM
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"Looks like you blew a seal"( my favorite)
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Old 07-10-2007, 10:42 AM
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What does a polar bear and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal
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I didn't say "world's BEST joke"
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I didn't say "world's BEST joke"
No, no you didn't... lol..

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