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Old 12-12-2007, 03:38 PM
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well blondboinsd if it all goes t1ts up and you don't get the job you could always try something like this next time.
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.







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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Scottie
well blondboinsd if it all goes t1ts up and you don't get the job you could always try something like this next time.
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.







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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
The Pic Didn't come up!
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:21 PM
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Just wear your Juicy when you pose
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Old 12-12-2007, 05:28 PM
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Just wear your Juicy when you pose
Doesn't fit Lost too much weight!
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scottie
well blondboinsd if it all goes t1ts up and you don't get the job you could always try something like this next time.
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.







Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

How soon can you start?
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Old 12-12-2007, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Scottie
well blondboinsd if it all goes t1ts up and you don't get the job you could always try something like this next time.
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.







Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

HR Nightmare.
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