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..oh snap..
PolitiFact | North Korea contends that the five permanent members of the UN Security Council have conducted 99.99 percent of all nuclear tests
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North Korea announced it had conducted a second under-ground nuclear test .
Well , either it`s a nuclear test or Kim Jong-il has done the whole country a favour and installed under floor heating . Next it plans to carry out tests above ground . Unfortunately , the ground it plans on carrying out the tests above is called South Korea . The two Korean states declared an end to war in the Fifties , but now North Korea is starting production of plutonium . Seemingly , their plan is to source a fleet of DeLoreans so they can take the whole army back to 1953 to finish the job off properly . The West is pretty much powerless to do anything about North Korea because unlike Iraq , their weapons of mass destruction actually exist . Official biographers of Kim Jong-il claim that his birth was foretold by a swallow , and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain and a new star in the heavens . Either it was his birth or the beggining of the Teletubbies . In my forthcoming official biography , you`ll learn that my birth was foretold by the appearance of a half bottle of vodka and a pair of legs over the dashboard . I dont want to be a scaremonger but , a few weeks ago , every newspaper had at least four pages per day on Swine Flu panic when only eight people had the virus in this country . North Korea has threatened nuclear war and yet , in most papers , the most you`ll hear about it is in a fun wordsearch puzzle on page 34 . Can you find the words Kim Jong-il , radiation poisoning and armageddon ? Kim Jong-il has claimed that any sanctions against North Korea would be like " throwing a rotten egg at a rock " . Which is actually one of Heston Blumenthal`s nuclear holocaust recipes alongside " tenderising a dog with a brick " and " making your dead neighbour into nuggets with a shovel " . North Korea has few computers , almost no internet access outside the capital Pyongyang and teaches students about the web by showing them photocopied papers of monitor displays . Amazing really , but still too technical for many of the students at The University of the Highlands and Islands . They have the skull of a ram with the letters www scrawled into it with a sharp stick . I love the idea of teaching the internet using bits of paper . I`m guessing they do e-mail with an envelope . And Facebook ? Pretty sure that`s going to be a book with a face drawn on it . |
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