You might be an X5 driver if you can't even remotely relate to someone who complains that their tires wore out in "only" 30,000 miles.

...if you take a freeway clover-leaf 20mph faster than that poser in his Japanese "sports coupe," and exits the turn at 75mph and continue to accelerate on the straight...with a sh!t eating grin on your face.

You might be an X5 driver if....

1) You never let the 2 kids strapped in the back seat prevent you from "red-lining" your highway entries.

2) You lie to your kid and tell him Daddy's car is just as fast as that Cayenne Turbo in the center lane;)

3) You flat-out refuse to let Jeep Grand Cherokees and Ford Explorers pass you...Ever...For any reason...

4) Range Rovers get a pass...but only if they signal first.

5) Nah, f&*k the Range Rovers, you won't let them pass either.

6) You blurt out to your boss that you will send him/her the report after you finish your post at X-Outpost.

7) Your boss asks you "what is X-Outpost".

8) You reply that it's sort of like porn....car porn...

.....if your engine compartment looks like the Exxon Valdez is docked there!

[QUOTE=StanF18;811806]You might be an X5 driver if....


3) You flat-out refuse to let Jeep Grand Cherokees and Ford Explorers pass you...Ever...For any reason...


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^^^2nd best one yet! ^^^

You might be an X5 driver and member of Xoutpost.com if you think/do know more about your X5 than the mechanic you brought it to. And you cant wait to "tell" them what the problem is and how to fix it.

^^^best one yet!!!^^^ (thats me writen all over it!)

Best one lol

If you constantly thinking about much gas its wasting when your not driving.



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- You come out of Best Buy or the mall and there are people posing for a quick picture in front of your car.

- You drive the X 40 miles to work rather than the much more gas efficient Honda in the driveway.

- You tell your significant other she needs a BMW and her car sucks even though it's two years newer than the X. You're actually successful in the brain manipulation because the X IS just that bad ass!

- You have a mod bug, but not to change the appearance far from the already sexy stock look.

- Your wife offers to take over your payments so you can get an M3 which she 'knows' "is more your style"

- You make a list of the most common problems seen (based on what you've read on Xoutpost) and try to prepare yourself mentally and financially beforehand.

If you try to make friends with all other X5 owners that u run into.

Or..

If XOutpost gets you through ivy league classes. (hence I'm in stats class right now, tapatalk is the best )

Haha, that reminds me, the other day I saw another Imola Red, we saw each other and smiled with that X5 owners pride :thumbup:, then shared a short drive down the highway. My wife looks at me and says, "What the f&*k are your cheesing for, do you guys know each other?" She's quite a lady. LOL