... You might be an X5 driver if when you fix one thing 5 others chain react and go bad.
... You might be an X5 driver if your automatically signed in to Xoutpost, ALL the time, in every computer and phone you own!
... You might be an X5 driver if 'Trans Fail Safe' simply means: "Turn it off and wait about 2 minutes then drive off"

You...

-If most of your geezer buds, some of whom have zip interest in cars, think your 10 year old E53 is nearly new, and is the best looking 'suv' they have ever seen. :thumbup:
-If you are addicted to this site. ;)
GL, mD

^ New #1 ! ^

This happend to me! When I got mine... the rumor mill at work was at full out-put capacity! Everyone thought I got a huge promotion! People thought it was new, or a left over!:thumbup:

That made any repairs in the future completely worth it! The gen public think my X5 looks like a $75K ride! I couldnt possibly ask for more then that!

this is fun)))
If you think about what to fix/change next, even though your X has no lights
If you pass slowly when people smile at you from car/street and are sure that you can dissapear
If you pedal it every time ML is in front of you)

You might be an X5 drive if you enjoy pulling up to a light next to a rice burner, 4 banger, or trash can muffler fitter and letting them take you til you slip it in M/S mode and smoke him in 3RD!!!!!

You might be an X5 driver if you can't read your mileage or warning messages b/c your pixels are shot.

You might be an X5 driver if you spend hours in the garage, placing the cluster into test mode and watching that pretty test mode go through the motions.

You might be an X5 owner if you know how to update/mod the firmware of your Nav without dealership assistance.

You might be an X5 driver if on speed dial

#1 is your lady
#2 is your indy
#3 is bavauto

You might be an X5 driver... if you had a driver in a new G37x coupe pull up beside you at the light after you (3rd gear) smoked him (when you're one car behind already) and tells you... DAMN, that thing is fasssttt, I looked at him and said "you should be faster, mines a SAV" :)

You might be an X5 driver if you how to mods the sh1t out of her

huh ?