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Old 06-17-2025, 09:01 AM
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Honda sure didn't hit a camel! Wow!
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Notice the de-gloved leg...

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Old 06-19-2025, 07:22 AM
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So have you ever ALMOST had "one of those days?"

I headed into the city at 0430 with the temperature at 101 already and farther down the highway at 120 with cars spaced 2 or 3 car lengths apart (4 lanes) I had 3 cars become 0.5 cars. I locked up the brakes and made it down to 20 in 100 feet it seemed like and that was with what felt like NO ABS at the time... I made it through that shit show and 10km later I got stopped at a checkpoint and as the cop is looking in my open window my stereo just happens to be playing GODSMACK's "Bad Religion" then I get home and my brakes squeal like a pig because I apparently glazed the shit out of them.Then 1 of the guys shot his own tire out by accidently rolling his car forward on a gravel lot that had an unfired 9mm round on the ground and getting a primer strike. This was all before 11am.

I am planning on day drinking professionally now....

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Wow, I think I want a BEvERage too!
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Sounds like never a dull day in Saudi
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Wow, I think I want a BEvERage too!
What does a beverage mean?
Pretty sure they must be consumed in multiples NOT "moderation"

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Sounds like never a dull day in Saudi
You aren't kidding, now the family chat group is blowing up because there's like 20 Fat-Tailed scorpions on the soccer field this evening.

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Old 06-19-2025, 09:36 PM
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From the group.

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Old 06-20-2025, 12:30 AM
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Ouch
They'll put an adult down permanently sometimes but almost always they'll kill children. Not as bad as a Deatstalker scorpion, but still dangerous.

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