That's really bad :tsk: :rofl: :rofl:

What's with the new look? Did I start a new avatar trend?

Yeah, Wagner, where is the long red hair? :tsk:

LOL, I haven't tried a pick-up line in over a decade.

Back when I was single and had a boat, the best pick-up line in the summer was - Hi, do you know how to work a winch?

In the winter when I had a ski condo, the best pick-up line was - do you like to wax both the tips and tails?

Now my best line is - hey hon, both kids are staying at freind's houses tonight - do you want a martini before we go out - or should we just stay in?

They say good luck happens in twos. Winning the lottery was one. Are you number two?

this is one i might just use :whistle:

How about this one: "You're a woman whose intelligence is eclipsed only by her grace and beauty."

By whose grace and beauty? :rofl:

OK, I guess I'm in the lead for "worst line ever" (w/comicbook guy accent)

*sniff* *sniff*
"You stink... let's go take a shower" :)

"Wanna go back to my place for sex and pizza?"
if slapped
"What, you don't like pizza?"