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Not really a pick up line, but my buddy did this once cuz he thought it would be a good ice breaker. Needless to say, he didn't get the girl, but her expression was priceless. And it was quite hilarious to a bunch of drunk guys.
My Friend: Hi, How are you? Girl: Good and yourself? Friend: I'm feeling unbelievably great! Girl: Oh? Why is that? Friend: Because I just started taking Valtrex and it's completely curbed my genital herpes outbreak. I like this one although I've never had the chance to use it, "What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?" If anyone uses this one, let me know if it worked. |
i personally would take the hi how are you? good and your self? im feeling great! why is that? because you're here
but thats just my .02c |
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haha thats funny though.
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"The only way that that dress could look any better than on you, would be if it were crumpled up in a ball on the floor next to my bed"
"Can I borrow a quarter?" "why?" "My mother told me to call home if I ever fell in love" |
There are always those "Is your father a..." lines.
Guy: Is your father a thief? Girl: No. Why? Guy: Then who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes? Guy: Is your father a baker? Girl: No. Guy: Well you have a great set of buns. Here's another one..."Girl, you're like an overdue library book...you've got FINE written all over you." |
"are you tired?"
"why?" "because you've been running through my mind all night" |
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Do you know the difference between a big mac and a BJ? No, Let's go to McDonalds.:thumbdown And the one that deserved a slap but I laughed my ass off - After spilling a little of a drink I said, I missed my mouth. He said - I never would!:bustingup |
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A slap? I don't know, I'd think that a girl would find that hot :D |
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