Let's have some laughs
 

It's slow today. So what is the best (worst) line you ever had the balls to really use? I am not giving up mine until I see some participation boys and girls: :tsk:

I can tell you SG has a couple of cheesy lines (that actually worked :confused: ). One of them is "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" :rofl:. Forgot the other one.

hmm Laura might get a particular laugh out of this one "is that guy your brother? not often you see a redhead let alone 2 and on the SI Ferry of all places"

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from haven
Girl: BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAAAAA :bustingup :bustingup :bustingup

Pick up line? What's a pick up line? :)

Here's Greg's other line: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" :lmao:

"Hi, how are you?"

is that a keg in your back pocket? cuz i wanna tap that ass!

"Well here I am, what were your other two wishes?

But I usually had 'em at "Hi!"

True story... summer of 94, best friend and I chilling with a beer at a bar one evening taking summer classes at SU...

Girl: Has anyone ever told you that you're the most good looking guy in the bar?

Me: :confused: :yikes: :bustingup (trying not to spit my beer all over her)
Fr: :throw: Why yes, actually we get that all the time.
Me: Yeah, yeah... we get it all the time.
Girl: No you don't.
Fr: Actually we do, in fact we were having a contest for who had it said to them more. Thanks to you, now we're tied.
Me: Actually, thanks to you, now I'm ahead ;pervert;

:lmao:


Girl: Nice pic
Boy: I try