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Old 02-08-2006, 02:00 PM
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It's slow today. So what is the best (worst) line you ever had the balls to really use? I am not giving up mine until I see some participation boys and girls:
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:17 PM
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I can tell you SG has a couple of cheesy lines (that actually worked ). One of them is "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" . Forgot the other one.
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:30 PM
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hmm Laura might get a particular laugh out of this one "is that guy your brother? not often you see a redhead let alone 2 and on the SI Ferry of all places"
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:31 PM
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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from haven
Girl: BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAAAAA
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:32 PM
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Pick up line? What's a pick up line?
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:35 PM
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Here's Greg's other line: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:35 PM
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"Hi, how are you?"
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:38 PM
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is that a keg in your back pocket? cuz i wanna tap that ass!
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:47 PM
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"Well here I am, what were your other two wishes?

But I usually had 'em at "Hi!"
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:47 PM
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True story... summer of 94, best friend and I chilling with a beer at a bar one evening taking summer classes at SU...

Girl: Has anyone ever told you that you're the most good looking guy in the bar?

Me: (trying not to spit my beer all over her)
Fr: Why yes, actually we get that all the time.
Me: Yeah, yeah... we get it all the time.
Girl: No you don't.
Fr: Actually we do, in fact we were having a contest for who had it said to them more. Thanks to you, now we're tied.
Me: Actually, thanks to you, now I'm ahead




Girl: Nice pic
Boy: I try
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