witnessed a guy hit on and follow a girl around for at least 30+ mins, saw that she was totally annoyed. So I decided to play the hero and walked over to them by the bar said to her ‘hey babe, sorry I’m late! Can I get another for her and a remy/coke.’ Placed the money on the bar and said ‘going to say hi to some people, be right back. (smiled at the guy)’ 10 mins later the annoying guy was gone she was watching my drink. Just good friends now.

I've been told that too. What's up Gresch, is it a regional thing or is it you that's been hitting on me? :dunno:

I don't get to Staten Island much, do you hang in NYC? :)

I'm still getting used to the whole "moved from the North Shore of L.I. to Jersey" thing :)

Born and raised Brooklyn, lived in central NJ for 12 years, still work in NJ, SI temporary - I think?? Don't get to NYC much anymore. Go to Ponte's on the west side couple times a year for angry lobsters. OMG - they're hot and wet and sticky :mmm:

Damn, I will try to grow it out.....

I've gone through 3 avatars on this site now.....plus my one that got banned..well not banned...but I was told by 3 peeps to change it.

Don't know what you peeps have against Mario banging Princess? :rofl:

Got carried away and lost sight of the purpose of the thread......these have worked for me, "Let's go back to my place, we'll come back before last call."

To get them back to my place, I've used, "Do you like dogs?(doesn't matter what the answer is) Well you have to meet Rocky(my rottweiler), he's got personality. We can take him for a walk."

To get them to my room, start talking about movies, "Let's go to my room and watch so and so movie."

If it's getting hot and heavy and the girl is not sure if she wants to go all the way, I say, "I won't do anything you don't WANT me to do." Then continue with what I was doing. That has worked everytime I've gotten that far. Unless the girl is just playing hard to get :dunno:

"We're short on hot water- let's take our shower together" :D

well, it must be a regional thing... but then again, i could have picked it up in NY, LI, L.A., London, SF, or a few other places... :) I've lived in a few places.

Ok, here is mine...

Boy: OMG! EURKEKA!!! they have figured it out...
They have figured out how to breed a donkey and an onion...
Because you are one piece of ass that will bring a tear to a mans eye...

"Baby, are those the new space pants? Cause yo ass is out of this world!"

"I'm an orgasm donor, let me know if you need one!"

I met a European girl one time at a party, she says "Hi, I'm Ania (pronounced on-ya)" and I said, "Cool, my name's Jay, but I'm gonna change it to Inya before the night is over".

JV